John Ashcroft is having his gallbladder removed. I am a firm believer in karma and for all those non-believers, here is your proof. How can this be proof, you ask?

The gallbladder's main function is to secrete bile that is produced by the liver. Apparently Ashcroft has grown some gallstones which block the secreted fluids from entering the small intestine. I see lots of irony here. A man that produces so much bile into the American community, so much vile hatred and fear, is now overcome with bile in his own body. A side effect from gallstone removal is recurrent diarrhea. Isn't it fitting that a man with acidic politics will be forced to succumb to his own acidic waste for the rest of his life?

To read an article on Poor Johnny's health, go here:
Ashcroft To Have Gallbladder Removed

This is just more proof to me that how you live your life will kill you. Lets look at another example, shall we?

Dick Cheney has a heart condition. It is well publicized that he has had quadruple bypass surgery and currently sports a pacemaker. That is because Cheney is an inhumane and greedy man. He has done such evil in his lifetime his heart couldn't continue to function so they had to put a pacemaker in so he could keep up his evil deeds. His heart, the symbol for the human soul, refused to work in a body (man) that cruel.

Finally, I give you Bush Senior. The man's skin is melting. His face looks like it is literally falling off. He has a skin condition called "sun-induced Keratoses" which is not cancer, but plain, old skin damage. My theory is that the man is so two-faced, as punishment for playing both sides in the Gulf War (amongst countless other backstabbing and offensive political maneuvers) W's Daddy's fake face is falling off so that we can see the true monster underneath.

Lets' recap: Be nice and be honest. If you are faking it, trying to be sweet to everyone and you don't really mean it, you might get cavities and your teeth will fall out AND/OR you will get diabetes. You need only look at the medical history of Republicans to see what your fate could be if you don't live a truthful, compassionate life.

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