Hey! The Scarlet Pimp is in full effect, all you sucka bloggers need to come correct!

I am in a super terrific mood because I have walked out on my job, yes I left in a blaze of glory, and I am committing myself to my my website which is still in design phase and my writing and school. There are subtle signs that pop up in your life that tell you that you are on the right path. I slept Friday night, the day of my liberation from indentured servitude, with out anxiety attacks, stomach spasms or any stress related symptoms. I am free!!! The Revolution has begun! I have a good sense fo who I am. I just turned 27 this week and I realized the crossroads I was standing in. I could let other people tell me who I am and impose their expectations on me or I can stand. STAND!

So I did. Here is another sign. A website called Yes Bush Can sent me an email this weekend. I assume they send one out to every person with a blog, which makes me wonder which blogging website directory has sold their address book, however I felt it necessary to respond to them. In my typical Scarlet Pimp way: ya tu sabe, punetas!

Here was their letter:

RatherGate proved that bloggers are the best fact checkers. That is
why we are writing to a few bloggers asking for help.

Yes Bush Can has collected several documents that are clearly suspect.
But we need your help to prove they are fake:
http://www.yesbushcan.com/falsedocs.shtml

Let's spring to action before these documents needlessly tarnish the
reputation of our Commander and Chief. You know the drill: analyze the
handwriting, search for factual errors, and post your discoveries.
And keep us posted by sending email to FakeDocs@yesbushcan.com.
Thanks in advance for your help.
YesBushCan

Now first I would like to say that yes, bloggers are amazing fact checkers and have the time on their hands to follow up on such tasks. However, how many bloggers are really going to analyze handwriting with the kind of expertise required for DUI arrest records for President Bush, Darth Cheney, and Bushes daughters tweedle drunk and tweendle drunker?

Here was my response:

Dear Mentally Challenged Bush Supporters:

In error, your team of Bushites have sent me an email asking me to prove the president's legal indescretions were false and somehow maliciously contrived by liberals. Had you done your homework and actually read my blog, you would have seen that I AM one of those blasphemous liberals. I look forward to the day when John Kerry is elected into office in order to restore America to its position as a global leader instead of being despised by all other nations because of the lies and deception of the Bush Administration. However, thanks for writing. Nothing reassures me more of who I am and what I stand for than to have ignorant people that don't do their homework e-mail me to support their "righteous" causes.

Yes Bush can -- lose gracefully on November 2nd to John Kerry.
Yes America can -- vote their values, not their fears.

Sincerely,

The Scarlet Pimp

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